you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
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I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
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Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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