I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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