U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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