I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
Rock
Scissors
Fuck
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
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Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
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Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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