I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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