Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
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still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
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I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Two words: blizzard sex
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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