Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
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does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
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Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.