when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
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Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
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A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I touched a dick in church today
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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