Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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