Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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