After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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