hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
