He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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