i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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