you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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