I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
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honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
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It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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