so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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