You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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