Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
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i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
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Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
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