D3 body, D1 cock
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
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i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
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theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
send nudes
from the living room?
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