its not stalking. its research.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
why do cheetos always look like penises
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another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
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Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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