in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Randomize
