im gay
i know
yea but for you.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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