I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
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