This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
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i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
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His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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