Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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