Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
only you would photoshop your dick
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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