When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
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I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
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I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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