I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.