why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
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That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
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Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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