Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Walk of Shame today included voting.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
my god I love twenty year old dicks
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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