She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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