I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
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She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
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But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
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