dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
She announced her abortion via fbk
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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