weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
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