no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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