trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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