The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
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dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
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Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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