fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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