My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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