It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
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I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
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You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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