We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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