do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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