found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
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I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
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Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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