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(206): View more from Washington

My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ

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(206): My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ http://tfl.nu/st4o

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(716): View more from New York

You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.

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(716): You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked. http://tfl.nu/6dqf

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys

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(570): I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys http://tfl.nu/u1dh

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(785): View more from Kansas

I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.

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(785): I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well. http://tfl.nu/l51l

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(906): View more from Michigan

Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies

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(906): Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies http://tfl.nu/62p5

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(503): View more from Oregon

We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.

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(503): We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went. http://tfl.nu/bmv3

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(309): View more from Illinois

You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...

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(309): You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion... http://tfl.nu/v1ex

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(317): View more from Indiana

No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.

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(317): No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored. http://tfl.nu/emh2

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(416): View more from Toronto

I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.

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(416): I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison. http://tfl.nu/ptp6

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(404): View more from Georgia

Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?

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At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.

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Why did I wake up by myself then?

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(404): Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach? (1-404): At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place. (404): Why did I wake up by myself then? http://tfl.nu/82c4

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(519): View more from Ontario

we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...

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did I at least say anything...

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you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living

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(519): we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom... (226): did I at least say anything... (519): you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living http://tfl.nu/vjjh

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(954): View more from Florida

I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class

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(954): I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class http://tfl.nu/ks3b

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(513): View more from Ohio

It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again

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(513): It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again http://tfl.nu/339h

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(913): View more from Kansas

The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?

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Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....

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(913): The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean? (1-913): Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy..... http://tfl.nu/mjqc

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(701): View more from North Dakota

DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!

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(701): DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO! http://tfl.nu/dkw6

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