If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
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dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
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A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?