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• (313): View more from Michigan

  mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?

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• (867): View more from Yukon/N.W.Territory

  lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it

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  Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  I need more social interactions that don't involve sex

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.

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• (707): View more from California

  Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?

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• (971): View more from Oregon

  He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka

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