I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
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even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
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She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.