You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I want to be your penis for a week.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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