Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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