don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
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thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
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So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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