dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
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One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
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Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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