thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
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My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
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You. Win. At. Life.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
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fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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