do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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