everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
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Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
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If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
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