Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
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