Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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